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"Teachers might not be very familiar with each other yet. To help everyone get to know each other faster, the Show Production Team has prepared a Q&A session."
Seizing the opportunity, the director team brought out that set of Truth cards specifically designed to stir up trouble.
"Everyone draws a card and answers the question on it."
Sitting behind the monitor, the director smiled like an old fox.
This kind of segment is a trump card in variety shows. As long as the questions are set up cleverly and the guests play along, both pink bubbles and bloody battlefields are easily within reach.
Hearing this, Qin Xiao's eyes instantly lit up.
"I like this. As long as it doesn't make me do physical work, I like anything."
Chen Jing glanced at him indifferently, "What you like is slacking off."
Qin Xiao clutched his chest, "Teacher Chen, how can you state the truth so bluntly? Don't I have any dignity?"
The scene instantly erupted into laughter.
Looking at that flashily packaged card box, Yu Wantang let out a cold chuckle in her heart.
It's here.
The classic variety show trap-setting segment.
In the original plot, Su Niannian relied on that hesitant-yet-revealing vibe in this exact segment to forcibly weld her CP chemistry with Zhou Ye shut.
However, she wouldn't give the female lead this chance.
The first to draw a card was Qin Xiao.
The question he drew was: "If you could choose one guest to complete a hidden task together, who would you choose?"
After reading it, Qin Xiao immediately pressed the card against his chest, wearing a solemn expression as if he was about to give an award acceptance speech.
"I choose Teacher Chen Jing."
Chen Jing raised her eyes: "Why?"
Qin Xiao didn't hesitate: "Because I'm responsible for causing trouble, and she's responsible for cleaning up the mess. Our division of labor is clear, and our efficiency is astonishing."
Chen Jing: "Your positioning of yourself is quite accurate."
Qin Xiao nodded: "Self-awareness is a virtue."
A wave of hahaha instantly drifted across the bullet comments.
【Qin Xiao is really clear about what kind of good-for-nothing he is.】
【Chen Jing: I didn't come on the show to babysit.】
【Qin Xiao, don't be too ridiculous, I actually laughed out loud.】
After the atmosphere was heated up by Qin Xiao, Su Niannian drew the second card.
She lowered her head to take a look, a trace of joy flashing quickly across the bottom of her eyes.
The card read: Which guest at the scene do you want to thank the most?
This question was too suitable for her.
She subconsciously drifted her gaze toward Zhou Ye, "I want to thank..."
"Thank me!"
Yu Wantang suddenly raised her hand.
As soon as those words fell, everyone at the table froze.
Su Niannian's expression froze on her face, and the pink bubbles she had just brewed shattered with a pop.
The director hurriedly picked up the walkie-talkie to remind her, "Teacher Yu, this is Teacher Su Niannian's Truth question."
Yu Wantang nodded righteously.
"I know, so I sincerely suggest that she thank me."
She looked around the circle and finally fixed her gaze on Su Niannian's somewhat stiff face.
"If it weren't for me today, the Show Production Team would have had to pay compensation at best, or gone out of business entirely at worst."
She looked at the camera, her eyes full of 'I've contributed too much to this show','So both publicly and privately, I well deserve this gratitude.'
Director: "..."
Qin Xiao was the first who couldn't hold back: "Sister Wantang is right. Come to think of it, we should all thank you."
【Truth be told, Su Niannian almost blew up the Yard today. This gratitude really should go to Yu Wantang.】
【I really can't take it anymore. How can this sister always twist such ambiguous segments into safety manuals? Her romantic cells are zero.】
【Upstairs, can you even ship this? If my colleague always made work mistakes and made me clean up her mess, let alone romance, I'd want to smash her dog head every minute.】
【Haters retreat, fun-seekers assemble.】
Su Niannian gripped the card, her nails digging fiercely into her palms.
If she insisted on thanking Zhou Ye right now, it would make her look cold, ruthless, and deliberately ignoring Yu Wantang, who had truly saved the day.
"I really do need to thank Sister Wantang today. I've really troubled you."
Yu Wantang smoothly picked up her cup, clinked it with her across the air, and smiled very generously.
"It's no trouble. Next time you create a little fewer surprises, I'll be even more relaxed."
Chen Jing finally couldn't hold back and let out a chuckle.
Shen Jiamu covered his face, his shoulders shaking violently.
Zhou Ye, the Best Actor who had always been known for his aloofness, also curved the corners of his lips at this moment.
That trace of a smile was very faint, but under the high-definition close-up shot of the camera, it was captured crystal clear.
【Best Actor, your persona has collapsed, do you know that!】
【Help, Zhou Ye was actually amused by Yu Wantang.】
【Sister, don't stop, please continue stirring things up tomorrow. I just love watching these unconventional plots.】
【Help, Best Actor Zhou was actually amused by Yu Wantang.】
It was Zhou Ye's turn to draw a card.
The question was: "Which female guest at the scene do you find most surprising?"
In the original plot, in order to maintain his gentlemanly demeanor, Zhou Ye would follow the Show Production Team's intention and choose Su Niannian.
But this time, his deep gaze crossed the dining table and locked directly onto Yu Wantang.
"Yu Wantang."
These simple three words were like a clap of thunder out of a clear sky.
The bullet comments exploded instantly, a full screen of Ahhh almost blocking out the screen.
【The Best Actor has flipped the card! Is this an official announcement of surprise?】
【Help, why do I actually find this plot where a cold and aloof Best Actor calls out a mischievous girl somewhat ship-able?】
【You should've said so earlier, Brother. I can do it too; not only am I unhinged, but I'm also crazy.】
【Wake up, upstairs. It clearly means surprise, not romantic attraction.】
【The Best Actor definitely still likes gentle ones like Niannian. Don't force arbitrary ships.】
Yu Wantang reacted extremely quickly, maxing out her survival instinct as she pressed her palms together and bowed toward the camera.
"Old irons in the live stream, don't misunderstand. Teacher Zhou means that I made him deeply realize the importance of fire safety. Really, pure friendship, pure comrades-in-arms."
Zhou Ye turned his head to look at her.
He originally just thought she was very interesting.
Qin Xiao laughed and leaned backward, "Sister Yu, urgently recall a cyberbullying incident."
【Sister Yu, survival instinct maxed out.】
【She really doesn't touch any ambiguity at all, dying of laughter.】
【I originally came for Best Actor Zhou, but now I want to watch Yu Wantang continue stirring things up.】
Sitting behind the monitor, watching the number of viewers in the live stream rising all the way, the director could no longer suppress the corners of his mouth.
These guests were invited right.
Little did he expect that Yu Wantang would be the one stirring up the atmosphere.
Yet the audience loved watching it.
This evening, Yu Wantang, by her own strength alone, turned the slow-paced variety show Q&A into a fire safety promotion.
...
The next day.
The Show Production Team had brewed up another big move.
"Teachers, today the Show Production Team has invited a guest star."
The bullet comments were still guessing whether it was their own beloved idol brother or sister.
A man walked into the Yard. He was wearing a simple white shirt, with a guitar bag slung over his shoulder, clear and handsome eyebrows, and a clean temperament.
Due to the excessive number of people flooding into the live stream, the screen even lagged for a few seconds.
【Wow, is this something I can watch without spending money? It's God Xie!】
【So blissful! I couldn't grab concert tickets, but I actually get to see hubby in a slow-paced variety show!】
【Clearly he belongs to my family, he just left my bed!】
【The Show Production Team has really stepped up, actually inviting Xie Wenzhou over. The show's prestige instantly maxed out.】
